Truth Universally Acknowledged

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Monday, 13 June 2005

Something Fishy

An Aussie woman was caught with 51 live tropical fish on her body as she arrived at Melbourne Airport on a flight from Singapore, after customs officials became suspicious of “flipping” noises coming from her skirt. The woman was wearing an apron of plastic water-filled bags containing the fish, under her clothes.

Wow. Imagine how long it would have taken for her to get that outfit ready. Did she really think no-one would notice the flipping?

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2 Comments:

Blogger Rainypete said...

Now that's dedication. I never would have made it that far with all thsoe fish swimming around me. Come to think of it, I'd be too lazy to make the apron to hold 51 fish!

3:09 am  
Blogger Tor said...

I can't imagine being able to get all those fish that far in that way without killing any of them.
Peace,
Tor

11:30 pm  

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